Morton Salt Theory

"When it rains, it pours."

This is true of the following:

• When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, everyone wants to date you.
• When you are dating 5 people, 10 more people want to date you.
• When you have an empty week, everyone cancels on you.
• When you have a week with a full calendar, your calendar items will multiply.
• When you get one job offer, you will get three more.
• When you land your first client, you will land the next 10.

How to stop Black Ops from freezing after a multiplayer game

If you've played enough Call of Duty: Black Ops (blops) for Xbox360, you've been bitten by this incredibly annoying bug: occasionally, after a level ends, the entire game freezes. You have to turn off your entire console to fix the problem.

Well, now we have a solution for you. At the end of each round, press the big button in the middle of your controller to bring up the xbox menu. Now your game won't crash.

Fleyin is a stupid betch

Fleyin, I heard you were a stupid betch.